Jonelle's birthday tonite. Going to party it up like crazy. I can't wait to give her the presents I got her. She's going to love them. I love giving presents. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

So yeah, going to Outsiders tonite to see Lessen One. Lots of alcohol  will be consumed and then we either go to get food at Perkins or Denny's or back to my house. Either way, Jonelle will be sleeping at my house and let's of amazing sex will be had. Good plan.

This song cracks me up. I love it. It's my inner gay boy's song.

Worked all day. Went to the bar for not even two hours. Not even drunk. Saw girlfriend for maybe an hour if that. She's sleeping. Everyone is sleeping. I'm not and I have off tomorrow. This sucks.

I need a sandwhich.

Air coinditioner on Saturday if everywhere isn't sold out. Keep bed hopping every morning to avoid the sun beating in on me!

P.S. Loving this song.

Later cunts.

Worked all day. We were slammed. Guess people didn't feel like having bbq's. I don't know.
Need to shower.
Too bad I have no hot water.
Spong bath time.

it's too warm
inside your hands
it's too hard
it's too good


Last night, I got some Chinese and Jonelle came over. We were going to watch Wolf Creek or whatever the name of that horror movie is because I rented it. So we popped it in and watched the trailer and then we were like "Maybe we should watch this during the day." We're dorks. So we watched Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events which was pretty good. Overall a good night and she bought me Evian which is the way to my heart. Oh yes.

No clue what I am doing tonight. I should be cleaning my house but I am lazy. This whole not having a job thing is annoying. I hate being broke and yet I always am. I have that second interview tonight though so cross your fingers! Noelle has bills to pay!

Not much else to report in the world of Noelle. I should post some pictures or something. God. I have been away from LJ for too long.

Later fuckers.

Yo bitches! Long time, no update.

Moved to Wilkes-Barre. Still work at Target. Have fifty-twelve pets. Still the motherfucking queen of obscene. Overall, happy. Good times. Cleaned a lot today. Got 190 dollar vacuum for 40 bucks. Oh yes. Lost a lot of weight. *shrugs*

My espresso machine broke though so anybody looking to get me a gift ... haha

and now a survey stolen from Megs before I have to go get Chris from work ...

LAST PERSON WHO
x. Slept in your bed: Chris
x. Saw you cry: Chris
x. Made you cry: I don't know?
x. You spent the night with: Chris
x. You shared a drink with: actually shared a drink with I think Janyce, maybe?
x. You went to the movies with: Chris, dumb Danzelle and Matt
x. You went to the mall with: Chris and Dave
x. Yelled at you: probably Chris haha
x. Sent you an email: probably My Space


HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it? yes
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: yes
x. Been to New York: Yes
x. Florida: yes
x. California: no
x. Hawaii: No
x. Mexico: no
x. China: No
x. Canada: no
x. Danced naked: yes
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: yep
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: no!
x. Had an imaginary friend: no
x. Fought with your parents: of course
x. Things you like in a guy: no dickheadedness (nice word, Noelle)



x. What book are you reading now: they are all packed! :-(
x. Worst feeling in the world: Loving someone who will never love you back and losing the ones you love
x. What is the first thing you think when you wake up: "what time is it? how much longer can I sleep?" Mania
x. Future son's name: Ash
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no
x. What's under your bed: nothing, can't get the box spring up the stairs so bed is mattress on the floor. Blah.
x. Favorite sport to watch: cheerleading
x. Current Age: 21
x. Siblings: David and three halfs that don't really count so one or four
x. Location: PA
x. Piercings/tattoos: ears, tongue, lip, took the others out and only one small tattoo on inner left wrist
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: check

EXTRA STUFF
x. Do you do drugs: no!
x. Do you drink: well yeah
x. Who are your best friends: Janyce, my brother, I don't know ....
x. What are you most scared of: dying before I have lived to my full potential
x. What clothes do you sleep in: lately pajama pants and a t-shirt or beater
x. Where do you want to get married: the rain but how do I plan that?
x. Who do you really hate: no one
x. Been in love: yes
x. What type of automobile do you drive: Nissan Maxima
x. Do you have a job: Target baby
x. Do you like being around people: usually
x. Are you for world peace: Yes, but it wont happen
x. Are you a health freak: yep

STUFF
x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: no
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: kind of
x. Want someone you don't have right now: nope
x. Are you lonely right now: no
x. Ever afraid you'll never get married: nope
x. Do you want to get married: yeah
x. Do you want kids: yeah

FAVORITE
x. Room in house: the kitchen and the living room, everything else has yet to be fully unpacked
x. Type(s) of music: go look on my my space
x. Color: pink!
x. Perfume or cologne: Obsession, some vanilla shit from Victoria Secret and Pink by Victoria Secret
x. Month: any but winter!
x. Gemstone: garnet

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: no
x. Bought something: gum and red bull for chris
x. Gotten sick: nope
x. Sang: yes

x. Said "I Love You": yes
x. Met someone new: no
x. Talked to someone: Yes
x. Missed someone: yes
x. Hugged someone: yes
x. Kissed someone: yes

Hmm ... I suck at updating this fucker. I am hardly ever online anymore. I am always working or sleeping. I think I said that in my last entry.

Yesterday on the way to work, I thought my ass was going to explode so I went to Wa-Wa and ran into the bathroom and there was a woman (I am guessing it was a woman because it was the women's room) in the other stall and I didn't hear any peeing or wiping so I cleaned the seat and laid out toilet paper on it and sat down and I hear all this weird heavy breathing coming from the next stall and I look underneath and see the curling of toes in sandals and then PLOP. Yeah, I got up and had to leave. I couldn't poo when she was pooing, damnit.

We named Devotchka's baby, the one we are keeping. His name is Glenn Danzig and he already has like 10 nicknames. My mom calls him Zig Zag.

I am gonna be in some local free weekly rock newspaper in the question of the week. Isn't that hot? Yeah, I thought so.

I got the shampoo and conditioner for red hair because it was on clearance at Target. I haven't used it yet because I don't cleanse myself often. I am a skank.

I have been reading Stiff. It is about the adventures of human cadavers. It is good stuff.

I sprained my ankle and was on crutches for a few days and I hated every second of it.

Dave has been home so I have been hanging out with him some. I love my little brother. He rocks.

Um, I think that is all for now because I am going to go try my new shampoo and put some clothes on.

Later homies.


P. S. I need new user pics. My hair isn't black anymore. haha

I won free beer from some local radio station. Besides that, work, sleep and sometimes I eat and poop too.

I have a cold and it sucks.

I stole an oven mitt. I stole other things. Many other things were stolen today but all I care to report is the oven mitt (and two N Sync cds).

Also, anybody want one of the kittens? Anybody want to give me a job? Anybody want to give me a home? Anybody want to give me a car? Anybody want to give me some money? Please give me any of these before May 15th.

Thank you and good nite (cunts!)



P.S. word up to my home girl K-Dub for quoting me in her journal

Not much to report. I took pictures of my hair but I don't like them so you can't see them. Sorry.

I think everybody should go look at what my brother and I did to his car while he was home over the weekend. You can see that in his journal which is located here.

Also, new pictures of the kittens were added if you care. For those of you who didn't bookmark the site, click here. I hope I can find them good homes.

I am probably going to Ohio soon which is cool because I love going there. We'll see what happens.

We set my mom's couch and two of her chairs on fire ....




My mom is really pissing me off but I don't feel like writing about all of the drama so yeah.

I guess that is it for now except to say that some creepy guy kept walking by my house yesterday while Chris and I were outside playing basketball. Also, I think I broke and entered. haha

Later fuckers.

I have kittens now. I have to get new pictures of them up but pictures from their first day on earth are located here. Yes, the site is lame but I was too lazy to make it fancy. I am pretty sure they are both boys. Anybody want one? They are the sweetest things. They are only two weeks old now and their eyes opened. So cute.

What else is new? I might be finally getting my car fixed. Today I started it and moved it up and down the driveway. Isn't that exciting? I thought so.

I dyed my hair. I should take pictures. Instead I will tell you allNEVER DYE YOUR HAIR BLACK! Seems like a great idea at the time. I did it to cover up hot pink when I got a job when I was 17 and I was stuck with it. I could have changed it when it grew all out when I had a chelsea but I was dumb and didn't. back to black. Dumb move. So, here is how I got rid of it .... (yes, I really don't care about my hair as those of you who have known me since my hair hacking days should know).

1. I stripped it with hair color remover that I stole from Sally's and said it is to be bought my professionals only.
2. I dyed it with hair dye meant for dark hair
3. I dyed it with "Dark and Lovely" blonde hair color meant for women of color (hey, their hair is dark naturally so it would have to be pretty strong, right?)
4. I mixed peroxide and developer, sprayed on my hair and blow-dried repeatedly
5. I washed it with Cascade dishwasher detergent after reading something about that working on a hair message board
6. I stripped it again with hair color remover
7. I washed it with Dawn dish soap thinking that maybe I was supposed to use dish soap and not dish washing soap
8. Washed again with Dawn
9. I stripped it again with hair color remover
10. I washed it again with dawn
11. I dyed it
12. Deep conditioning with probably very non-vegan black people conditioner stuff that came with the Dark and Lovely

The end.

I would like to thank all the stores I shoplifted these items from. Oh wait, I paid for the developer and my mom bought the Cascade.

I had blood drawn the other day and I had to pee in a cup. I think I will share that story tomorrow. Someone should remind me to do that.

Later bitches.

P. S. Chris rocks and so does Ana.